Porn

The difference between the female and male mind is not as difficult to figure out as everyone makes it out to be. The answer does not lie in “Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus” or in any “Sex and the City” rerun.

The answer is this: Disney vs. Porn.

Little girls grow up watching Disney cartoons where princesses find their Prince Charming and live happily ever after. When little girls grow up, their Disney dreams evolve into romantic comedies, McDreamies and sappy love songs. And once little boys hit puberty, they discover the magical world of Porn.